Why God is left-handed......
Categories: just-life
Date: 29 April 2007 23:43:45
Obviously as all the greatest people in the world aer left-handed and God can be nothing but the Greatest it is only logical to conclude that He must also be a lefty.
This is from The Times on the 25th, and is a reference to Boris Yeltzin when he forgot to wake up to meet the Irish prime minister. As you can tell by the fact that God's watch is on His right wrist, He must be left-handed (in a survey, conducted by me, the majority of lefties wear their watch on their right wrist).
The Times on the 25th also included the first fiendish sudoku that I managed to finsih. And inside twenty minutes at that!!!
I'm being sent off to S.Wales for the next ten days or so for work, so I shan't be around much I'm afraid. Take care of yourselves now!!!