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Date: 04 July 2007 22:12:41
I have a cracking bruise on my jaw, courtesy of working down at church this morning - as I injured it in rather an unusual manner I thought you'd like to try and guess how I did it!
Was it a) being hit by a low flying toy as I went into the toddler group to scrounge a bit of toast
b) falling out of a wheelie bin
c) hitting myself with a traffic cone
d) slipping on a card left by a "lady of the night". (nah - no one would ever do that would they?)
e) treading on a rake and it swinging up and hitting me
f) walking into a lamp post whilst wearing a bucket on my head
g) slipping in the car park and hitting my jaw on a car wing mirror
h) tripping and falling into the wheelbarrow
i) hitting myself with a carton of frozen milk
The first person to get the right answer will get massive publicity on the very famous blog that is no 6 when you google for "gardening overalls" - can't say fairer than that!